Cyberpunk bodystyle! John Davis just made those words come out of his mouth! Only one car could be responsible: the amazing Isuzu VehiCROSS.

Okay, so it wasn't the revolutionary design that MotorWeek touts in this video, but it's so completely bizarre that we can't help but love it.
We also love how John Davis cheerfully narrates every word the says. "[The] enclosed full-size spare...looks great, but severely restricts rearward visibility!" Exclamation point!

MotorWeek Theater is our showcase of some of our favorite classic reviews from public television's finest motoring program. How does this video only have 39,943 views? It's got "the most innovative sport ute ever to reach the showroom floor."